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Kiyomi Takada is a fictional character in the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. Takada is introduced in the series as a classmate of Light Yagami, with whom she briefly dates in college. She later reappears in the post-timeskip story, in which Takada is recruited by Teru Mikami to become Kira's spokesperson to the world, a task she takes on with honor and pleasure after discovering Kira's true identity as her ex-boyfriend Light.
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