{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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