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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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