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The White House director of strategic communications was a senior member of the president's staff, reporting directly to the president and working in conjunction with the White House communications director.
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Hemidactylus platycephalus, also known as the tree gecko, flathead leaf-toed gecko, or Baobab gecko, is a species of gecko. It is widely distributed in eastern Africa between Somalia in the north and Mozambique and Madagascar in the south.
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